Okay, so maybe I'm always going to be this size

I need to change the name of this blog since I'm obviously never changing to a smaller version of me again. 

I'd like it to be called:

Memoirs of Mel

And here's the first entry:

Life sucks. Period. 

And I wish I had one of those fancy schmancy spa bathtubs because my various sizes of Mel doesn't fit very well in the tub I have. Period. 

Until next time. 

Adios Muchachas

Mel

P.S. Who can't seem to decide what her blog should be called or about or anything else life is dealing her right now! 

P.P.S. Yikes! I sound depressed. Rephrase that. Can't seem to find a groove in the road, but I'll get there. 

P.P.P.S. Definitely better! 

Until we meet again, in my dreams. ;)